"The rooster may crow but the hen delivers the goods."
-----seen on an embroidered pillow at the Puyallup Fair while getting my glee on

Also seen on a shirt by a man wearing a utilikilt-"My armadillo doesn't like trousers and neither does my wife."

I never need to eat another helping of curly fries in my life. Bucket list-CHECK.
This day was a fairy tale.