Mississippi Moments

Friday, January 11, 2008




Squishy is officially in doggie detention.
Now I know what it is sort of like to be on the receiving end of a "conference" in which your darling is the little shit in question. The list of offenses has grown:
*stealing other dog's chicken pieces right out their bowls
*body slamming Queen Alice, not once but TWICE (Squishy is now a little bald in his chest area because she took a chunk out of him)
*taking other dogs' toys and running off with them and then not bringing them back on command (I've been told to get my sh*t together and teach this dog to fetch)
*eating human food right off of the side table in full view of Lydia when she is stuck on the corded phone and can't get to him from the kitchen--all of this done while he is watching her...THEN taking off running in the house and knocking over furniture and the like
*"biting"(tasting is more like it) me on the ear when we were playing the other night
*taking after the cat-not once-but twice until she whapped him a good one on the nose. Now we have a photo to prove that the cat is no longer a toy

3 Comments:

  • At 8:38 AM, Anonymous coli said…

    teenage boys can be so irritating!

     
  • At 11:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Bad Squishy! maude

     
  • At 4:28 PM, Blogger The Freewaydiva said…

    Well...I wouldn't limit it to TEENAGE boys, but they sure seem to have more than their share of whatever makes them do that dorky stuff.

    Walkies soon. :)

     

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